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Tear Gas Buffalo Wing Sauce

Downs Bears, Spices Up Wings

Nick never thought his buffalo wings were spicy enough. That’s why he decided to spray some chicken tenders with a pepper spray that advertises itself to be potent enough to stop a bear attack. That ought to do it.

Obviously, don’t try this at home, even if you have tear gas for bears AND frozen chicken tenders at your disposal.

Written by Malcolm Bedell

Malcolm is the author of "Eating in Maine: At Home, On the Town, and On the Road," as well as a frequent contributor to Serious Eats, Down East Magazine, The L.A. Weekly, The Guardian, The Huffington Post, and more. When not poisoning his body with garbage and then posting sardonic commentary about it on the Internet, he also owns and operates the 'Wich, Please food truck, named Eater.com's "Hottest Restaurant in Maine" for 2015.

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