POLL: What is the Greatest Trash Cereal of All Time?

Oh, sure. They all cause premature tooth decay, and they all make “focusing in math class” a near-impossibility. But which of these sugar-blasted cereals is the greatest of all time? It’s time to let you decide, once and for all.

Because this is one of humanity’s biggest questions, we thought it would be best to break our favorite trash cereals into a few different categories. Take the poll below:

  • Which is the best fruit-flavored trash cereal?

    • Trix
    • Fruity Pebbles
    • Froot Loops
    • Apple Jacks
  • Which is the best “healthy” trash cereal?

    • Special K
    • Cracklin’ Oat Bran
    • Rice Krispies
    • Honey Nut Cheerios
    • Frosted Mini Wheats
    • Wheaties
    • Kix
  • Which is the best chocolate-flavored trash cereal?

    • Cocoa Pebbles
    • Cocoa Puffs
    • Count Chocula
    • Cocoa Krispies
  • Which is the best peanut butter-flavored trash cereal?

    • Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch
    • Reese’s Puffs
    • Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios
  • Which is the best cinnamon-flavored trash cereal?

    • Life Cinnamon
    • Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    • Cinnabon Cereal
  • Which is the best trash cereal to eat with a side of Ritalin?

    • Cookie Crisp
    • Rice Krispies Treats
    • Corn Pops
    • Lucky Charms

Written by Malcolm Bedell

Malcolm is the author of "Eating in Maine: At Home, On the Town, and On the Road," as well as a frequent contributor to Serious Eats,, Eat Rockland, Down East Magazine, The L.A. Weekly, The Guardian, The Huffington Post, and more. When not poisoning his body with garbage and then posting sardonic commentary about it on the Internet, he also owns and operates the 'Wich, Please food truck, named's "Hottest Restaurant in Maine" for 2015.

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