Has it been a while since a bout of fiery nighttime heartburn has woken you from a fitful, nightmare-fueled sleep, and forced you downstairs to chug a tepid glass of warm tap water mixed with baking soda at 3AM, in a futile effort to quell the horrific burning sensation burbling up in your esophagus?
Outback Steakhouse has got you covered, with the new “3-Point Bloomin’ Onion.” Via a representative from Outback:
Just in time for March Madness, Outback has created the 3-Point Bloomin’ Onion: Outback’s Signature Bloomin’ Onion topped with Loaded Aussie Cheese Fries (fries with melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar, and chopped bacon) and bites of juicy, seasoned center-cut sirloin steak.
Though nobody really knows what March Madness is, the $12.99 tie-in does limit the promotion to March 15th through April 4th, at participating Outback locations. Our best guess is that at over 3,080 calories for a “3-Point Bloomin’ Onion,” the new limited time appetizer offering contains enough salt, fat and calories to kill an entire professional basketball team.