"Has your mother ever made anything as good as a McDonald’s french fry?"
"I don't eat fast food often, but I love tacos. I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is."
"I was always a junk food person. Still am."
"It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun."
“He settles back with a small handful of cashews; dry-roasted, they have a little acid sting to them, the tang of poison that he likes.”
"Now you've gone too far. And no, I don't think you're particularly funny or better than everybody else, either. Sorry. (Not sorry.)"
"I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken."
"If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend."